Why a Blog is Better than a Boyfriend

1. A blog will never call you "meaty"
2. A blog is fun and entertaining
3. A blog listens to what you tell it
4. A blog doesn't care how you dress
5. A blog has only one author...you...so you won't be compared to others
6. A blog doesn't think it is always right
7. A blog doesn't care if your legs are hairy
8. A blog checks its spelling
9. A blog won't get mad when you think
10. Blog rhymes with snog

There. 'Nuff said.